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Books and Flowers

A beautiful floral book-inspired tote perfect for book lovers, readers, and anyone who adores literary charm.

Get Lit

A clever 'Get Lit' tote featuring stacked books — perfect for readers who enjoy a little literary humor.

Sorcery Books

A magical stack of sorcery books with botanical accents — ideal for fantasy readers and witchy souls.

Just One More Chapter

For readers who always say 'just one more chapter' — a cozy bookshelf-inspired tote for book addicts.

Young Woman with a Library in Her Head

An imaginative design of a woman with a library in her head — celebrating creativity and a love of books.

Lady Whistledown Tea House

A charming tea house design with Victorian flair — perfect for lovers of elegant stories and cozy afternoons.

Book with Flowers and Butterflies

An open book blooming with flowers and butterflies — a dreamy tote for romantic readers.

Fantasy Readers Book Club

A fantasy-inspired book club tote featuring dragons and florals — perfect for lovers of epic adventures.

Open Book with Tree, Flowers and Butterflies

A magical tree rising from an open book — celebrating imagination, growth, and storytelling.

Stack of Books

For the ones who believe there’s no such thing as too many books.

Between the Pages

Between the pages of a book is a lovely place to be.

Bookaholic

I am a bookaholic… and I regret nothing.

Stuff My Kids Should Be Carrying

Instead of the random junk they actually bring home.

Drink Good Coffee. Read Good Books.

Two essentials. No compromise.

Good Vibes Only

Looks wholesome. Isn’t entirely. A clean design with a wink.

Will Swing If Pushed

Cute pineapple. Bold personality. Interpret at your own risk.

I Can't Smell Children

A wickedly funny twist on a cult-classic line. Teachers especially get it.

Pink Breast Cancer Butterfly

A graceful butterfly symbolizing strength, hope, and awareness.

Very Hip Afghan Hound

This dog has more swagger than your entire friend group.

Witchy Woman

Dark energy. Soft edges. Zero apologies.

Swiftie St.

Welcome to the neighborhood. Population: obsessed.

Cartoon Old Lady with Champagne

Aging gracefully? No. Aging fabulously.

Making Memories One Cruise at a Time

Collect stamps. Collect sunsets. Repeat.

I Am Loved - John 3:16

A gentle reminder you can carry everywhere.

Communication Looks Different for Everyone

Understanding begins with listening differently.

Just a Girl Who Loves to Travel

Passport ready. Always.

Cartoon Lady Sewing and Knitting

Crafting queen energy — sewing machine in one hand, sass in the other.

Dancer in Silhouette

Grace in motion. Strength in silhouette.

Fraggle Rock

Throwback vibes for the generation raised on Saturday mornings.

Day of the Dead Portrait

Bold color. Strong spirit. Beautiful tradition.

Did Someone Say Wine?

Miracles happen daily. Mostly involving wine.

Biology, Chemistry & Physics Defined

Science, simplified. Brutally.

Pi - Irrational but Well Rounded

Math jokes that are well rounded.

Ah, Men

A bold, cheeky mashup of faith and pride.

Equality Hurts No One

Because fairness isn’t radical — it’s basic.

Schnauzer with Flowers

A floral tribute to your favorite bearded best friend.

Destroy the Patriarchy, Not the Planet

Save the planet. Dismantle the nonsense.

Love Is About Hearts, Not Parts

Simple truth. Bold message.

Antique Pick-Up Truck for Teacher

Old school truck. Old school dedication.

My Milkshake Brings All the Boys

Classic line. Zero explanation required.

Girls Will Be Girls (Praying Mantis)

Biology doesn’t lie.

This Is How I Fight My Battles

A bold reminder of strength, faith, and resilience.

No One Should Live in a Closet

A powerful statement wrapped in pop culture.

Just a Girl Who Loves to Travel

Passport always ready.

Girls Just Wanna Have FUNdamental Human Rights

Catchy. Clever. Completely necessary.

Just a Girl Who Loves Dinosaurs

Tiny arms. Big energy.

Take Chances, Make Mistakes, Get Messy

Learning looks messy. So does growth.

Little Miss Always Wears Black

Color is overrated.

Communication Looks Different for Everyone

Different voices. Same value.

Making Memories One Cruise at a Time

Ocean air. No worries.

Antique Pick-Up Truck for Teacher

Reliable. Just like them.

Golden Retriever in Starry Night

Starry skies. Wagging tail.

Rotary Dial

A vintage rotary dial design with old-school telephone lettering and a weathered center badge for peak analog nostalgia.

Whoa Black Betty

A colorful parody spinner packed with absurd lyric twists—bramble jam, ponzi scam, hamster dan, and more.

The Dyslexorcist

A spoof horror-poster tote for people who like their retro movie jokes dark, weird, and instantly quotable.

Holy Smokes

Three haloed nuns share a very unholy moment in a richly lit stained-glass scene full of mischief and smoke.

E.T. Rex

A dinosaur on a bicycle crossing a moonlit circle—classic sci-fi silhouette, but gloriously prehistoric.

Cat Tricks

A six-panel cat training chart where every command lands exactly as expected: chaos, attitude, and zero obedience.

Field Work

A grainy black-and-white field scene with shades, a giant rake, and just enough menace to feel like outlaw folk art.

Hey, Donald.

A mock magazine-cover design delivering a blunt political message with glossy editorial drama and zero subtlety.

Kind of Nerd

For the proudly bookish: reading, collecting, homebodying, and one-more-chapter energy in one perfectly nerdy design.

A Schitt’s Creek-inspired design with the line 'In a world where you can be anything, be The Schitt' paired with iconic character silhouettes. A fun fandom tote for fans of the Rose family and their particular brand of chaos.

Beanalisa

A ridiculous art mashup that drops Mr. Bean into the Mona Lisa for maximum deadpan absurdity. Equal parts classic masterpiece and chaotic comedy.

Starry Night Cat

A dramatic black cat reaches into a Van Gogh-style Starry Night scene, turning a famous painting into a moody little moment of feline grandeur.

What the Actual Fuck

A Schitt’s Creek-inspired reaction design featuring that unmistakable David Rose energy and the phrase 'What the Actual Fuck.'

Ballsack Red

A wildly inappropriate yarn pun in a bright pink script-and-skein design. Same joke, different colorway—this one goes for maximum playful chaos.

Ballsack Blue

The same gloriously immature yarn pun, this time in a cool blue colorway. A perfect pick for anyone who likes their fiber arts humor a little unhinged.

Fast and Barefoot

A patchwork quilt-print design with the line 'I drive fast and barefoot' for full country-chaos energy. Bright, playful, and built for people who prefer their style a little feral.

Cartoon Chuckies

A clever double-take design featuring Rugrats’ Chuckie—but look closer. The knife reflection reveals the other Chucky, turning a kids’ cartoon into a dark horror mashup. Both are technically 'cartoon Chuckies'—just very different childhood experiences.

Maple Burst

A dramatic maple leaf design exploding outward in sharp red, black, and white geometry. Bold enough for everyday use, with just the right amount of Canadian swagger.

Homebody

A cozy skeleton lounges on the couch under the word 'Homebody'—because some personalities are eternal. Perfect for readers, introverts, and anyone whose ideal plan is staying in.

420 Somewhere

A skeletal hand, a cannabis leaf, and the timeless reminder that it’s 4:20 somewhere. Loud, cheeky, and built for people who enjoy their humor with a little extra herb.

Floral Camera

A vintage-style camera blooms into a soft bouquet of flowers for a design that feels equal parts creative and romantic. A natural fit for photographers, makers, and flower lovers.

Buffalo Bills Body Lotion

A darkly funny parody design riffing on Buffalo Bill with old-timey lettering, a death's-head moth, and a very bad skincare joke. Twisted, theatrical, and definitely not subtle.

Farm Truck Friends

A weathered blue pickup packed with farm animals gives this design a relaxed rustic charm. Sweet without being too precious, and full of barnyard personality.

Life Is Better at the Lake

A calm lakeside scene paired with the line 'Life is better at the lake' for peak dock-and-coffee energy. Easygoing, scenic, and made for cottage people at heart.

Lost Cause Baby

A colorful music-inspired design built around the lyric 'I'm a lost cause baby, don't waste your time on me,' with a guitar at the center bearing the name 'Jelly Roll' in script. Bold, dramatic, and made for fans who like their country lyrics a little rough around the edges.